I have Stonehall'd all. Stonehalled-all.

Dixie currently feels:

Rebellious

 

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BLOG 22.

This is in Emily's honour!

 

Tee hee, how ironic, eh Em'?

 

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...Presenting...

 

...As created by Dixie Stonehall, upon loving response to a request by Emily Fieldus...

 

 

 

The greatest MindSay quiz EVER!

(...Or maybe not.... )

 

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WARNING: The quiz is destined to waste precious minutes of your life.

 

If you put it on your profile, put a link back to stonehalledall and ask the other stealers to do so, too. - I doubt anybody will want to steal this tripe, like.

 

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Section 1: Knowing you.

 

 

Your name? --- You know me, you probably hate me, you can live without me - Dixie!

 

Your age? --- Sixteen years, five months, eighteen days, one hour, two minutes. [As of NOW.]

 

Your star sign? --- Libra, set of dodgy scales!

 

Favoured hand? --- Right!

 

Colour of one's eyes? --- Green!

 

Your hair? --- Blonde, just past my shoulders, with a fringe!

 

Your nose? --- Round and squishy!

 

Favourite colour? --- Red!

 

Favourite animal? --- Tiger!

 

Favourite band? --- Rammstein!

 

Current favourite phrase? --- CHILDREN OF THE SEA!!!

 

 

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Section 2: Heads or Tails?

 

 

Hot or Cold? --- Cold!

 

Guys or Girls? --- Girls!

 

Coke or Pepsi? --- Both!

 

Tea or Coffee? --- Tea!

 

Sugar or Salt? --- Sugar!

 

Cake or Pie? --- Cake!

 

Converse or Vans? --- Converse!

 

Cars or Bikes? --- Bikes!

 

Rock or Paper? --- Rock!

 

Glasses or Contacts? --- Glasses!

 

MSN or IM? --- MSN!

 

Mario or Sonic? --- Tails!

 

Hero or Villain? --- Villian!

 

Scotland or England? --- Both!

 

USA or Canada? --- Canada!

 

Germany or France? --- Germany!

 

Love or Money? --- Love!

 

Goth or Emo? --- Goth!

 

Early bird or Night owl? --- Night owl!

 

Guitar or Guitar Hero? --- Guitar Hero!

 

PS3 or XBox360? --- XBox360!

 

Science or Maths? --- Science!

 

Reading or Writing? --- Writing! 

 

 

Love Dixie, or Kill Dixie? --- Kill Dixie!

 

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Section 3: Pointless favourites! 

 

Your favourite...

 

Songs: ---  Wait and Bleed - Slipknot... Rosenrot - Rammstein

 

Words: --- Catawampus! Machiavellian! Tambourine! Kangaroo!

 

Letters: ---  A, D, Z, M, S, T

 

Drinks: --- Cherry Coke, Orange Lucozade & Pepsi Max!

 

Foods: --- Burgers, Pizza, Pasta, Fried chicken, Oreos & Fridge Raiders!

 

Sounds: --- Unaccomapanied guitar, head scratching & my scanner scanning.  

 

Books: --- Jacqueline Wilson collection, Diary of a Chav (volumes 1-3), The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time & To Kill a Mockingbird. 

 

 

Cheese: --- Edam!

 

Bread: --- Warbutron's!

 

Soup: --- Cream of Chicken!

 

Bathroom: --- Nana's!

 

Fridge: --- Nana's!

 

Pencil: --- Steadtler!

 

Chemical: --- Phenolphthalein!

 

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Section 4: Would you rather eat...?

 

 

Vomit pie or blood milkshake?
- Blood milkshake, blood is nice, and so is milk.

Snot ice-pop or roasted belly-button fluff?
- Has to be frozen snot. I eat my snot anyway... Umm... Yeah.

Stir-fried intestines, or spit-roasted arseholes?
- ...Eh, both of them are in contact with shit. Spit-roasted arseholes, why not.

1000 year-old cheese sandwich, or a fresh, steaming dog turd?
- Got to be the sandwich, mould is a penicillin after all.

Live jellyfish or dead snake?
- Dead snake, I like my food to keep still.

Earwax sorbet or toenail stew?
- Toenail stew, I like cheese.

 

A freshly coughed-up hairball or a full bottle of Corvonia cough medicine?

- HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL, HAIRBALL! Keep the Corvonia AWAY...

 

A used tampon or a freshly-lain pile of elephant droppings?

- Tampon... Though cotton is hard to swallow.

 

Dandruff rice-balls or toe hair spaghetti?

- ...Hrrrrrm... Rice balls.

 

Dixie's brain or Dixie's heart?

- *Finishes eating her own liver* ...Wha...?

 

 

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Section 5 - The random questions!

 

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

- I really can't remember.

 

What did you have for breakfast?

- I didn't eat any today.

 

What is your middle name?

- Emily!

 

What size shoe do you wear?

- Six.

 

Ever been toilet papering?

- Aye!

 

From whom did you get your last e-mail?

- Emily!

 

When is your bedtime?

- When I choose to sleep.

 

Have you ever fallen UP the stairs?

- Many a time.

 

Have you fallen down an entire flight of stairs?

- Yep, and it really hurt.

 

Have you ever licked a frozen pole and got stuck there?

- Stupidly, yes. I got free after a few seconds, but it scared me at the time.

 

Have you been cut on barbed wire?

- Yeah, that really bloody stings.

 

What colour are your socks right now?

- White.

 

When was the last time you wet the bed?

- ......Ummm...

 

How many times have you ripped your trousers?

- ...Once.

 

Have you ever broken an arm, leg or any other bone?

- Not yet, touch wood.

 

Describe your most disgusting instance of vomiting - consistency, amount, aim, etc.

- Tee hee! Well, I'd ate 4 bananas and 3 bags of roast chicken crisps - threw up all over inside the sink, inside the bath, on the floor, and the windowsill. It looked like chicken & mushroom Pot Noodle, and it smelt like a strong combo of stomach acid, bananas and the crisps. Mam had to scoop it out of the sink, ROFL.

 

What does your snot taste like right now?

- Nice.

 

Have you ever crapped your pants?

- Unfortunatley, yes.

 

If you had to resort to cannibalism to survive, and you had the choice of eating a leg, an arm, a brain or a torso, what would you eat?

- I EAT YOUR ARMZ.

 

Doesn't Dixie just think up the best questions ever?

- Indeed she does.

 

Have you rode a horse or a donkey before?

- Donkey riding in Lindos! w00t!

 

Are you currently bored or tired?

- Neither really.

 

What does your sneeze sound like?

- A cat's sneeze!

 

Who would you most like to hug right now?

- Emily!

 

Who would you most like to beat with a phonebook right now?

- Brett!

 

Who would you like to hit with a strawberry flan right now?

- Emily!

 

How much would you like to kill Dixie right now?

- ...Tee hee hee.

 

 

Tee hee hee - now post it on your blogs!